He puʻu maikaʻi kāna
Maikaʻi ʻo ia? ʻO wai kona inoa?
Pololei, nani ke kaikamahine
ʻO wai ka makemake i ka moekolohe?
Silicone, ʻo ia wale nō.
A ua maikaʻi ka nerd! Ua manaʻo wau ua palu ʻo ia i kāna ʻāʻī. Huli 'o ia i ka anal gourmet. Ua hoʻokuʻu ʻo ia iā ia a hiki i luna o kona ʻōpū. ʻIke ʻia ʻaʻole kēia ka manawa mua i hoʻāʻo ai ka poʻe ipo - ʻaʻole ʻo ka uʻakū i kona komo ʻana mai. Paʻi au i kona ʻāʻī i mea e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kona kowali. E hana ʻo ia i ka mea kūpono me kona waha. E hoʻomaʻamaʻa iā ia i ka lilo ʻana i wahine palaka.
Inā loaʻa iaʻu kahi hoalauna e like me kēlā e noho ana i loko o koʻu keʻena, e hāʻawi pū wau iā ia i kēlā me kēia lā. A kono aku au i koʻu mau hoaaloha e hoʻokamakama iā ia. He ʻiʻo maikaʻi kāna e huki ʻia ai koʻu alelo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, makemake ʻo ia i kēlā ʻano moa, no laila ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo e hohola i kona mau wāwae. ʻAʻole au e kāhāhā inā paha he cum i loko o kona waha - makemake nā kaikamāhine e hoʻohana ʻia e like me nā bitches. He kakahiaka maikaʻi kēlā!
Nā wikiō pili
ʻIke maikaʻi nā ʻū a me nā lole lole! A i ka ʻānaʻi ʻana o ka labia - ʻaʻole ia he hoihoi, ʻaʻole ʻo ia. Aloha au i ka wā liʻiliʻi ka nui o nā wahine, ʻoi aku ka ʻoluʻolu o ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana iā lākou. Hoʻomaopopo koke wau i ke kumu e hoʻopaʻa wale ai ke kāne iā ia ma ka waha a me ke ʻano!