Pono ʻoe e hoʻololi i nā wahine e hōʻoluʻolu i kou mau manaʻo, e manaʻo i ka macho. A ʻo nā wahine, ʻoiaʻiʻo, he mea maikaʻi ka hiki ke ʻike i ka piʻi ʻana o nā kāne ʻē aʻe ma luna ona. Nui ka wikiō - he mea maoli nā mea a pau, me nā wahine maoli. Ua hahau ʻia ka ʻōpio i ka hoki. A ke kaulana nei ka hana aphrodisiac i kekahi wahine. ʻO ka instinct e hohola i kona mau wāwae a hāʻawi - he mea maʻamau i ke ʻano o nā moa.
Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
ʻO wai ka inoa o kēia pēpē?
ʻO ia kaʻu e kamaʻilio nei.
Makemake wau e hiki iaʻu ke hana pēlā
ʻO ka wahine palaka me ka hoki pimply a me ka hiki ʻole ke hoʻopaʻa ʻia i mua. ʻO wau iho, makemake wau e hoʻopaʻa i nā wahine hoʻokamakama, a hoʻopaʻa wau iā lākou me ka condom. Akā, honi i kona labia? Ua maopopo hewa ke kanaka! Makemake ʻo ia e hoʻokomo i kāna dick i loko o kāna anus! ʻAʻole oʻu manaʻo i ka hāliʻi waha, akā pono ʻoe e makaʻala i ke koho ʻana i nā wahine. A ʻo nā wahine ʻinoʻino a me nā wahine palaka wale nō ka maikaʻi e hāʻawi iā lākou i loko o ka waha a hoʻopaʻa maikaʻi iā lākou, me ka condom mau!
Nā wikiō pili
ʻAʻole hiki i kēlā me kēia kanaka ke pale aku i kahi kahu hale sexy, ʻaʻole makemake e noho i ke ahiahi me ka diabolo ponoʻī.